Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for February 02, 2011

I like it.

There are already a lot of them around. For an index, see:

http://www.defunctparks.com/parks/parks.htm

Rightwing - har!

But this one would cost money! Parent everywhere could use this to back up the discipline threats. “If you don’t (fill in the blank) we’re going to take you to Abandoned Land…And maybe leave you there for the Squatters and Gang members to fight over.” Might be more effective than stories about Santa’s naughty list, or Baba Yaga. Then they could drive by, just to prove that the threat isn’t empty. “Oh look! there’s that kid your teacher said moved away! Guess you want to do your homework now, don’t you?”

I’ll line up some investors.

Abandoned-Land Home of the deep fried Rat-Burger.

Mmmmmmmm rat-burgers…

I would TOTALLY GO THERE! Someone do this! Preferably in Southern California.

Don’t forget all the money you’d make from all the “abandoned carnival” shoots in Hollywood always renting the park out!

If it’s in S.Cal. you could get washed up actors to meet and greet the kids when they enter.Look Timmy,this is what happens when you do drugs or drink!Scare the kids straight.

Isn’t he just describing Detroit?

@prrdh – that’s just mean. True, but mean.