Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 17, 2021
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richard's poor almanack ------ by richard thompson mall santa advisory poorhouse plaza hyattsville md could only afford to hire an elf this year. he's a dis-gruntled former santa employee who doesn't care much for children. kid 1: santa! santa! elf: sit on me and i'll scream. santa's magic cottage the empty shoppes at potemkin village square mclean va - well, if any-one's interested in buying a one-room north-pole-theme novelty shack come on by. santa was evicted and all his stuff's piled up in the parking lot, including the giant candy canes. skin flint mall north bethesda, md - a visit with ebenezer isn't real christmassy, but your child may learn the value of thriftiness & financial prudence. scrooge: are you one of those cratchett brats? kid 2: mommy! santa land lady: santa's feeding his reindeer! kid 3: don't patronise me, mother. sprawlville town centre shop-u-plex all of northern virginia - "santa land" is actually just a plain folding chair with a note stuck to it which ex that santa and his 8 tiny reindeer are on capitol hill trying to get a bailout loan of 95 billion dollars.
Cpeckbourlioux almost 3 years ago
Heeeeere’s Alice! Aaaaaaand Dill! Is that the Mrs? Doesn’t look much like Petey, still…
gbars70 almost 3 years ago
Yeh, I hate when Mommies do that…
DCBakerEsq almost 3 years ago
Sorry, kids. Santa has been replaced this year by good old Uncle Joe. He’ll be throwing huge piles of money at you for the next few years so enjoy it. While you can.
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
“Cratchit”, not “Cratchett”…
jmcenanly almost 3 years ago
I thought that in the 2020’s Santa contracted out his delivery service to Wonder Woman. As you know,Amazon’s have same day delivery
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
As it happens, just this afternoon I saw the episode of Monk in which he tries to be a mall Santa for while to catch the bad guy. He does not have a way with kids, it turns out.
Mall Santas could become an Endangered Species for these reasons that Richard lays out….