Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for May 13, 2021
May 12, 2021
May 14, 2021
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac thanksgiving fun page by richard thompson spot the differences try to spot the differences- one is a pilgrim, the other is a puritan, i forget which is which. also, one is very slightly lactose-intolerant and one is gay. word scramble yikes! it's only 11 a.m. and uncle eddie is already slurring his words! help him out, somebody- sotcch bimjeam gegong gninadconit bealgh zzzzzzzz oopsie! auntie sue lost her glasses and put some non-food items into the stuffing! let's pick them out- a fork, a meat thermometer, a cellphone, her glasses, car keys, a turkey baster, an oven mitt, that hideous gravy boat, her medicine, a railroad spike, too much celery. sue: not again! eddie: gruuh. uncle eddie's full! guide him to the nearest couch before ed. jr. gets there. or even worse, before someone says, "let's all go for a walk!" oop: let's all go for a walk! uh-oh! too late!
well-i-never almost 3 years ago
I only got to eggnog. Don’t know my liquor well enough, I guess.
gileshead almost 3 years ago
I solved the maze in seconds, and still I lost!
fritzoid Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I can’t speak to her stuffing, but one secret ingredient in my mother’s coleslaw was a drop of human blood. She wasn’t real handy at grating cabbage.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
I think I’ll skip Auntie Sue’s stuffing this year. But don’t worry too much about Uncle Eddie. He’s just drunk as skunk again, as usual….