Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 23, 2021
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richard's poor almanac horoscope by richard thompson capricorn your tin can habit is get-ting way out of hand. aquarius check the kitchen drawer. your coupons have expired. pisces today they will remove your little castle. tomorrow, who knows? aries merge steve case looks far too much like william kennedy smith for your liking. taurus you burn oil and pull to the left. gemini you are confident your court appearance will vindicate you & allow you to put these ab-surd allegations behind you. cancer shellfish is very high in cholesterol. beware. leo time to thin the herd. virgo you're 39. lose the cats & the sci-fi fandom & get a date. libra you amass enough gravity to attract small satellites. scorpio your plans for global conquest derail when your toadies strike, demanding flashier jumpsuits. saguttarius of course of course the "mr. ed" theme song sticks in your ehad all day, starting right now.
Cpeckbourlioux about 3 years ago
That’s just cruel. I’ll have to put on spotify and search for some good jazz to get rid of the famous Mr. Ed.
DCBakerEsq about 3 years ago
I don’t believe in horoscopes. But that theme song sure is catchy.
Mayor Snorkum about 3 years ago
Poor Pisces. The little diver guy split yesterday, and today the castle’s gone, along with the ferns. There’s nothing more to take away; I fear the toilet bowl awaits you, Mr. Fish. At least that’ll be freedom—of a sort.
Sisyphos about 3 years ago
I generally don’t eat shellfish anyway. So I guess I’ll just celebrate in my own grumpy way on that Cancer day….