Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 18, 2020
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October 19, 2020
Transcript:
richard's poor almanack county fair prizewinners by richard thompson grand champion vegetable most shriv-eled after sitting out for a solid week. (hubris in produce award) - butternut squash, montgomery county fair. trash only trash can most attractive to irritable bees - this one. howard co. fair. most unstable foodstuff sculpture - washington crossing the delaware, repro-duced in mayonnaise. frederick co. fair. guess your credit rating worst midway game - guess your credit rating. prince william co. fair. @cutiepie: fun cat pics roflmao! worst new home handicraft - tweets rendered as samplers. loudoun, co. fair most miserable fair-goer - kevin r. let go of his balloon and dropped his ice cream simultaneously. arlington co. fair
Cpeckbourlioux over 3 years ago
Kevin, pre- buckethead?
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I have been to some of those little county fairs in various states and I can attest to the veracity of Mr Thompson’s work.
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
I’m pretty sure everyone at the State Fair of Oklahoma qualifies as “Most Miserable Fair-Goer.” Trust me on this one.
jski14 over 3 years ago
Sixty-six years later, I can still feel the pain of losing my grip on the string of the gorgeous swirly-colored helium balloon I got at a neighborhood fair and watching it rise up, up and forever away against the moonlit September night sky. Had I lost an ice cream simultaneously, I think I would have tried to kill myself.
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
I know I’m supposed to feel sorry for Kevin R., but I think I just now laughed at him….