Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for July 31, 2020
July 30, 2020
August 01, 2020
Transcript:
richard's poor almanac by richard thompson pandas are boring (song) pandas are boring, all they ever do is couple unsuccessfully and digest their bamboo. pandas are cloying tedious and blah, two-tone fuzzy cuddly cures for in-som-ni-a. pandas are tiersome. and they're not real bears. they're practically marsupials if anybody cares. ten million dollars is sure a lot of bread, why not spend it prudently buy elephants instead.
gbars70 almost 4 years ago
Or at least, wait for a good buy…
Cpeckbourlioux almost 4 years ago
So true, so true, so true, mumble mumble…
well-i-never almost 4 years ago
Sure, more pounds for your dollar, but cleanup and maintenance is going to wear you out.
ronmor1 almost 4 years ago
Spend that money on “Fish slapping bears”!
smorbie the great and beautiful almost 4 years ago
DNA proves they are actually bears. Red pandas, however, are not.
fuzzybritches almost 4 years ago
Something tells me it’s all happening at the zoo . . .
chromosome Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I wonder if this cartoon might have been the inspiration for naming the popular “Bored Panda” humor site.
DCBakerEsq almost 4 years ago
I like snow leopards.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The Chinese government does not sell the pandas, they rent them out. But the zoos are allowed to keep the babies, if any.
Sisyphos almost 4 years ago
I must protest this blatant Anti-Panda prejudice. Elephants are just fine, but pandas are worthy of respect, too!