Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for October 16, 2019
October 15, 2019
October 17, 2019
Transcript:
fair warning - a county fair is opening near you. be alert! pitofun least enjoyable midway ride - mister gravelpants's pit o' fun, loudoun county. scariest baked good - old aunt beulah's "suffocation by marzipan" cake, frederick county. biggest wheel of cheddar - mount lacto, montgomery county. performer to avoid - maurizio the magic sphinctriloquist, charles county. most unfrequented booth - union of disgruntled former employees, prince william county. union of disgruntled former employees bitter? next gun cleaning at balloons $5 $10 guess your i.q. worst midway game - guess your i.q., arlington county.
Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Alice Otterloop would love the sphinctriloquist. And politicians and used car sales people would line up to get lessons.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Wow! So many Easter eggs here! “Mount Lacto,” The IQ spoof located in Arlington County, etc. The guy was brilliant!
Kip W over 4 years ago
They’re all real. I’ve seen them. You could smell the cheese from Silver Spring.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Scary county fairs in the D.C. area….