Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 23, 2019

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cherry blossom lore as early as 600 years ago american indian tribes living on the patowmack river recognized the unique charm of the cherry blossom tree indian 1: these things are going to attract kitsch-starved tourists like flies. indian 2: and how. george washington, bitter over a childhood incident, detested cherry trees of any kind and had to be forcibly restrained from chopping them all down. advisor: sir! don't! the tourism industry was a mjaor contributor to your presidential campaign! washington: ow! leggo! it would take a stack of 21, 467 pancakes to equal the height of the washington monument if you made them with buttermilk.* *this is not cherry blossom lore. i'm sorry.