Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 26, 2019

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    Averagemoe  almost 5 years ago

    Because the loser will be a dishwasher. That’s why.

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    Dirty Dragon  almost 5 years ago

    Phoebe has a wonderful career as a college football scheduler ahead of her, if she wants one.

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    codycab  almost 5 years ago

    How else can you have a fair fight with your parents?

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    You HAVE to play the winner………………..The loser will be too busy doing the dishes.

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    Troglodyte  almost 5 years ago

    Dad, that’s a no-brainer.

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    Leojim  almost 5 years ago

    What a fun family LOL

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    Phoebe has great parents.

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    Comic Minister Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Phoebe has crazy and good parents!

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    contralto2b  almost 5 years ago

    Wicked burn from mom. :o)

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    pchemcat  almost 5 years ago

    I would rather play the winner, you can learn more from someone that is better (or knows more) than you than someone that is not as good (or knows less than) as you, regardless of the subject matter.

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    dogday Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Snappy, Mom, very snappy!

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    BenBerlin  almost 5 years ago

    Ooh better get some aloe gel dad cause you just got burned!

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Beat the winner and be the best! Beat the loser and be merely better than the loser. Of course, she’s only 10 (I think).

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    Snoots  almost 5 years ago

    I have found that playing with really good gamers is a dive into insanity. They just don’t think like regular people. I believe “mutants” is the proper term. ; )

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    Averagemoe  almost 5 years ago

    Trash talk with truth. It’s dad who’s winning.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    Playing the winner is the only way to get better. The losers won’t help you kid. Not very good brains.

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    Pusheen the Cat  almost 4 years ago

    1st is the worst second is the best…..

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