Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for August 21, 2019

That is just like Brad Paisley’s “Going Fishing”. Well, I’m going to miss her. Oh, looky there. I’ve got a bite.

It is amazing how a guy who is always trying to borrow money from his buddy Jeff, can afford to pay the greens fees for golfing.

A city owned, public course near me re-opened recently after some major renovations, and offered “special discounted rates” for the first 2 weeks, ONLY $45 for the short course (9 holes) and $65 to play the full 18 holes.

Regular rates are $60 / $90

Well, Mutt’s certainly “under par.”

What, no clean underwear?

We have 5 courses near us where non are over $35.00. one is $25 on Senior Tuesday

I’m with Mutt.

Well I love herAnd I love to fishI spend all day out on this lakeAnd hell is all I catchToday she met me at the doorSaid I would have to chooseIf I hit that fishin’ hole todayShe’d be packin’ all her thingsAnd she’d be gone by noonWell I’m gonna miss herWhen I get homeBut right now I’m on this lake shoreAnd I’m sittin’ in the sunI’m sure it’ll hit meWhen I walk through that door tonightThat I’m gonna miss herOh, lookie there, I’ve got a biteNow there’s a chance that if I hurryI could beg her to stayBut that water’s rightAnd the weather’s perfectNo tellin’ what I might catch todaySo I’m gonna miss herWhen I get homeBut right now I’m on this lake shoreAnd I’m sittin’ in the sunI’m sure it’ll hit meWhen I walk through that door tonightYeah, I’m gonna miss herOh, lookie there, another biteYeah, I’m gonna miss herOh, lookie there, I’ve got a bite

Puts a whole new meaning to a mashee.

lmao