have always thought that they should bury people vertically rather than the traditional ‘horizontal method’. Face it your not going to know the difference; however it would take up probably 1/3 the real estate and bonus: they could dig graves with something akin to an oversized post-hole-digger (auger type) thereby representing even greater savings!
There’s a new kind of burial that is a lot more environmentally friendly yet family still can come and visit…The body is wrapped in burlap filled with composing mix that dissolves the body down to bones or limestone to completely dissolve the body within days to couple weeks. Then the burlap sack with the bones or limestone residue is interred either in-ground or in a crypt. Some families don’t like the idea of bringing an urn into the house or scattering the ashes (it’s been said releasing ashes is not good for the environment either and is illegal in some places). The inground burial will be eventually dissolved naturally and the crypt version will take twice or trice as long. People like the idea that they can go visit their deceased loved ones. Their nameplates say they were once alive on the earth.
So even after death they’ll spend eternity together ? If Ralph had bought plots for his family together he wouldn’t have this issue now. For me its cremation all the way. I’m too claustrophobic to be buried in the ground
willispate almost 5 years ago
oy vey, even in the afterlife.. these 2 will STILL get on each others nerves.
Alondra almost 5 years ago
That’s what you get for not buying a plot for Honeybunch!
okieburd almost 5 years ago
capricorn9th almost 5 years ago
There’s a new kind of burial that is a lot more environmentally friendly yet family still can come and visit…The body is wrapped in burlap filled with composing mix that dissolves the body down to bones or limestone to completely dissolve the body within days to couple weeks. Then the burlap sack with the bones or limestone residue is interred either in-ground or in a crypt. Some families don’t like the idea of bringing an urn into the house or scattering the ashes (it’s been said releasing ashes is not good for the environment either and is illegal in some places). The inground burial will be eventually dissolved naturally and the crypt version will take twice or trice as long. People like the idea that they can go visit their deceased loved ones. Their nameplates say they were once alive on the earth.
dadoctah almost 5 years ago
…and that’s it for peace and serenity.
cubswin2016 almost 5 years ago
I hope Norm doesn’t take too big of a load off of his mind. There isn’t much there to begin with.
jagedlo almost 5 years ago
the return of “Anti-Wilson”…
JAY REIDER Premium Member almost 5 years ago
so he didn’t get a plot for his wife!
RobinHood almost 5 years ago
Plot 42, Ralph found the answer.
barister almost 5 years ago
Poor Ralphie boy, no rest for the weary.
jless almost 5 years ago
You people are so morbid! I don’t want to hear talk about The End. I don’t care what people do with my body, I’ll be no longer using it. Bummer!!
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
Now it’ll be a race to get their money back.
ElGato almost 5 years ago
Cremation here I come! Hopefully not for awhile.
Dapperdan61 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
So even after death they’ll spend eternity together ? If Ralph had bought plots for his family together he wouldn’t have this issue now. For me its cremation all the way. I’m too claustrophobic to be buried in the ground
Dragoncat almost 5 years ago
“Thou shalt preparest a seat for me next to mine enemy…” … Or something like that.
Bullet Bronson Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Eternity with Steinbauer as your neighbor. Now that’s my definition of hell.
davetb1956 almost 5 years ago
So much for the strip not to long ago that Steinbauer had to jump on a trampoline to see Ralph over the high fence.
Erasmus Nephalius Johnson almost 5 years ago
The plot thickens