Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 08, 2019

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    mr_sherman Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    It was never my inability to tan that bothered me as much as my intense ability to burn.

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    Bryan Farht  almost 5 years ago

    I thought those empty towels were selfish tourist reservations.

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    ptnjbrown  almost 5 years ago

    I can see right thru your B.S.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Fashion trumps ethereal complectedness every time.. and especially with the younger spook crowd

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    Cerabooge  almost 5 years ago

    So that’s why all ghosts are white.

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    Rabies65  almost 5 years ago

    Anne Hathaway and Suzanne Vega at the beach.

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    Lablubber   almost 5 years ago

    You do realize that with that complexion you’re at extreme risk for meleno… oh never mind.

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    stillfickled Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Can a ghost swim?

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    “Eh, it’s bad for the skin.” —Casper

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Honey, you look like you just saw a ghost, (sad) and it was not me.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 5 years ago

    Do black people have white ghosts?

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    He’s being reflective, which is why he looks so white.

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