For Better or For Worse by Lynn Johnston for August 24, 2019

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    howtheduck  almost 5 years ago

    Can you say, “Don’t smoke around gasoline?” Apparently no one on this boat can.

    By the way, I got a call from Wile E. Coyote about this comic strip.

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    littlejohn Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This is why my preferred means of power on the water is SAIL power.

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    Templo S.U.D.  almost 5 years ago

    that’s what you get, Fred, for smoking over a gas tank with some gas molecules still wafting around: a blacked face with (hopefully) no eyebrows singed off… oh, and a trip to the laundromat for your shirt (which Harriet will NOT do herself for you said she doesn’t know a thing about machinery)

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    retrocool  almost 5 years ago

    too bad Michael didn’t eventually marry Martha. he could have taken her away from her dopey father and loud mouthed mother.

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    starfighter441  almost 5 years ago

    Nor a full deck, it would appear…

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    Can’t ignite gas fumes with a cig. Now, if you were lighting the cigarette with a match….

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    Watcher  almost 5 years ago

    Start swimming Michael, swim for your life.

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    The Martha MacRae Fan Club  almost 5 years ago

    Martha’s family is definitely of the dysfunctional sort… her dad isn’t too bright, both parents like to argue, and her brother likes to put people down. This explains her behaviour in the story arc from a couple of years ago:

    https://www.gocomics.com/forbetterorforworse/2017/11/23

    She came across as indecisive and impulsive, almost flighty. She would walk around slouching with her eyes directed downward. Notice in that strip how she looked up at Michael as though making eye contact was difficult.

    Martha most likely suffers from low self-esteem and lack of confidence, thanks to her family. Poor thing.

    Martha, the Fan Club still loves you.

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    asrialfeeple  almost 5 years ago

    You got that right, Mike.

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    Jogger2  almost 5 years ago

    Some people speculated the problem wasn’t lack of fuel, but an electrical problem. This was implied by the sound when he tried to start the engine.

    If it is an electrical problem, those fumes he ignited might have come from the battery.

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    Jogger2  almost 5 years ago

    There’s a danger the cigarette could have fallen. That didn’t happen, though.

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    And Martha will grow up to be just like her parents. Why are children so surprised when they start becoming just like their parents, unless you’re adopted of course.

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    8ec23d5228da33aa2115003c92d0fe83  almost 5 years ago

    A firefighter told me many years ago to only wear cotton to bed unless I slept naked. He’d seen to many polyester and nylon nightgowns MELTED on to the skin from a fire. Only 100% cotton sheets, by the way.

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    Bob Blumenfeld  almost 5 years ago

    He’s darned lucky that’s all that happened! The entire boat could have gone up.

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    They are out of gas for sure now.

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    BiathlonNut  almost 5 years ago

    And I think Michael is out of luck when it comes to choosing a girlfriend.

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    Irish53  almost 5 years ago

    That artwork is great

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Well, at least you get a chance to see her parents make a few mistakes. It will lower the bar of expectations later when you claim to have run out of gas, or had engine trouble, at the drive in(wink).

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    BlitzMcD  almost 5 years ago

    Right, Michael. And right there is where Martha’s loud mouthed brother gets it from.

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    whiteaj  almost 5 years ago

    A cigarette and a disconnected fuel line will do it every time.

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    samfran6-0  almost 5 years ago

    That “mff…puff” sound (inhaling and exhaling) cracked me up. In another strip someone had made the “oark” (up chucking) sound. I LMAO. :~D

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    Cavenee Lonnie Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wile E. Coyote is his spirit animal.

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    mabrndt Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    https://fborfw.com/strip_fix/saturday-august-24-2019/

    Lynn’s Comments: I had a lot of fun drawing this strip!

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    1MadHat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    They’re lucky it was only a FOOOM!. That flash didn’t have enough gas in it and had someplace to go. A bit more confinement and that boat would be a large collection of small pieces, along with serious injuries.

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    STACEY MARSHALL Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    His cord does’t quite reach the outlet.

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    mmmmary  almost 5 years ago

    Did you folks notice that Mom still has her hands on her hips and big brother Stan is still feeding his face?

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