Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for June 26, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    And that ain’t no lye.

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    B UTTONS  almost 5 years ago

    Every time you come around, / I smell you odor strong! / A ripe cabbaged skunk, / Sweating in a thong!

    A garbage can party, / Full of rodents plenty, / Or a pile of black licorice, / Stinky, stinky, scenty! . . .

    Your hair smells like fart, / From the wrestler Rakishi, / Or the sweatiest gym socks, / Wrapped around Sushi!

    A homeless hobo reunion, / Wearing skunk hats, / Or a dead body pile-up, / Surrounded by wet dogs and cats!

    I’ll keep my distance, I really have to, / My nostrils are at stake, / It’s a miracle to me, and everyone else, / The different odors that you make!

    You should be in a rubber bubble, / To protect mother Earth, / If you say that you are clean, / Then I’d hate to see the worst!

    You smell really really bad, And I just thought I’d let you know, / The EPA declared you / a super fund toxic site! /

    You smell!

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