Every time you come around, / I smell you odor strong! / A ripe cabbaged skunk, / Sweating in a thong!
A garbage can party, / Full of rodents plenty, / Or a pile of black licorice, / Stinky, stinky, scenty! . . .
Your hair smells like fart, / From the wrestler Rakishi, / Or the sweatiest gym socks, / Wrapped around Sushi!
A homeless hobo reunion, / Wearing skunk hats, / Or a dead body pile-up, / Surrounded by wet dogs and cats!
I’ll keep my distance, I really have to, / My nostrils are at stake, / It’s a miracle to me, and everyone else, / The different odors that you make!
You should be in a rubber bubble, / To protect mother Earth, / If you say that you are clean, / Then I’d hate to see the worst!
You smell really really bad, And I just thought I’d let you know, / The EPA declared you / a super fund toxic site! /
You smell!
September 18, 2015
Every time you come around, / I smell you odor strong! / A ripe cabbaged skunk, / Sweating in a thong!
A garbage can party, / Full of rodents plenty, / Or a pile of black licorice, / Stinky, stinky, scenty! . . .
Your hair smells like fart, / From the wrestler Rakishi, / Or the sweatiest gym socks, / Wrapped around Sushi!
A homeless hobo reunion, / Wearing skunk hats, / Or a dead body pile-up, / Surrounded by wet dogs and cats!
I’ll keep my distance, I really have to, / My nostrils are at stake, / It’s a miracle to me, and everyone else, / The different odors that you make!
You should be in a rubber bubble, / To protect mother Earth, / If you say that you are clean, / Then I’d hate to see the worst!
You smell really really bad, And I just thought I’d let you know, / The EPA declared you / a super fund toxic site! /
You smell!