Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 22, 2019

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Is ‘punchbowl’ a rowing term?

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Devils Punch Bowl State Natural Area is a state day use park on the central Oregon Coast in the United States. It is centered on a large bowl naturally carved in a rock headland which is partially open to the Pacific Ocean. Waves enter the bowl and often violently churn, swirl, and foam.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …“There’s a lesson to be learned from thisAnd I learned it very wellNow I know you’re not the only starfish in the sea”…

    …I’m not an old fossil…

    …I’m an old relic…

    …once McDonald’s realized there was a zombie market: GAME ON

    …old cartoon punch’line’: it gives good alien…

    …skull punchbowl…

    …do you get finger foods with that…

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    INGSOC   almost 5 years ago

    the bonehead danced erratically shortly after consuming a few spiked drinks

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Frozen starfish, … , I think, and with my skull, a salted starfish preserves a starfish washed ashore… don’t tell because it is illegal to take a starfish from the beach, a punch bowl would be considered off limits to my belief and your bowl, skull punched, for punishment…

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    willie_mctell  almost 5 years ago

    Radial symmetry beats rock, paper, or scissors.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Behold the starfish Enterprise … at the end of its mission to boldly go where no asteroidea has gone before …!

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    “Come ye starry starfish

    I know your ways are caped

    Maybe its because your astrologically shaped,

    Converse with the herring shoals

    As I know you can

    “All through the seven oceans

    I am a star, most famed,

    Many ‘leggys’ have I lost

    And many have I gained,

    Strange to say quite recently

    I’ve been to FlemiSH Land

    And if you are courteous

    I’ll tell you all I can."

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    Donovan – Epistle to Derroll

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Starfish man was in full run when they froze him in carbonite.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Skull punchbowl? Is that a bowl bopped by The Phantom and skull-marked?

    Oh, the bulldog on the bank / And the bullfrog in the pool, one of the traditional tunes we used to do back in high school glee club (special section).

    And what, you may ask, has this to do with a fishy starfish? Well, you may ask, but I have no idea what the answer may be. It’s hard enough coming up with the question in a suitably Froglandian way.

    (I am feeling five times lamer this day….)

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  almost 5 years ago

    Frozen starfish may be how they transport them for research in labs…the frogs applaud their effects on science of course…

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