Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 04, 2011

She looks like Broom Hilda’s grandmother to me.

I hope she lead with her nose.

Is that a Toyota broom?

Up, up and awayyyyyyy.

Yea, you got’a watch out for those sticky throttles.

Let us be PC. The witch is obviously male. Let’s put an end to sexual stereotypes. A witch can be ether gender except when the word begins with “B”. Coming Dear.

I hope the Wiz installed the airbags.

Just be glad that wasn’t Broomhilda. She’s put a little ZAP into the Wiz’s step.

Hmmm, Broomie and the Wiz exchanging ZAPS…..What an electrifying thought.

And about the sluggish steering, and spongy brakes…

And the quirky steering.

Um, I think it is a witchy throttle. Nothing wrong with the broom.

Was the broom made by Toyota? Maybe a recall is in order.

Driving under the influence of Whisk-ey?

The Wiz’s cousin works at the repair shop of a local dealership.

Could it be granny Wetherwaxs broom?

Well, it ate’nt dead, jml58!

Could be one of those brooms made by the blind…

Looks more like Brrom-Hild to me.