Monty by Jim Meddick for June 19, 2019

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    Mr Nobody  almost 5 years ago

    Yer in trouble now.

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    I’m dying of dehydration! Call 911!

    I have a better idea…I’ll call on 7-11! You wanna Cola Slurpee or Cherry?

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    ccomebacktour  almost 5 years ago

    When life gives you lemonade …

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    sheilag  almost 5 years ago

    You know… it MIGHT just be your way out of there… “greasing the skids” so to speak. :-P

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    FassEddie  almost 5 years ago

    Peeing on the playground will turn your “Country Time” into “Doing Time.”

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    jonesbeltone  almost 5 years ago

    Lube the tube.

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    micromos  almost 5 years ago

    Just use one your tools to cut him loose!

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    William Bednar Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If I were in the same fix, I’d want a 64 oz bottle of Hamm’s! Er, ice cold, of course.

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    chain gang charlie  almost 5 years ago

    Why doesn’t the robot pull a vial of acid out of his “Utility” belt and dissolve the rivets holding the straps on the “tunnel”?

    He does have a utility belt doesn’t he?…BatMan has had one since 1939….

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    You’re about to get the lubrication you need to free yourself.

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    stormbringer_north2000  almost 5 years ago

    Jaws of Life, anyone?

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    Scoutmaster77  almost 5 years ago

    Wait until you’re in your late sixties. :-D

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    And the park became known, thereafter, as the home of the golden waterfall.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Yellow Waterfalls! That slide will need disinfecting if Monty ever gets unstuck….

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