Close to Home by John McPherson for July 07, 2019

Oh, dear.

And the Lion has a hair allergy, and the Tin Man has heavy metal poisoning, and Dorothy will soon be getting back to Aunty Flo.

Well, a drippy nose means less fire hazard.

Scarecrow could no longer deal with his allergies and down to his last straw before seeing the doctor. The doctor took one look at him and said nurse, get me the Xyzal, stat!

I guess that’s better than a burning rash.

would would you do if you HAD a brain?

That’s OK, as long as it isn’t straw fever! ;o]

Typical trip to Dr. Oz.

Scarecrow should get a second opinion. He more likely has straw fever.

Uh oh. I am thinking that is cancer for a hay made man.

And that brain that the Wiz gave you, is full of aphids.

The Scarecrow is thinking "Uh Oh ! Busted ! He and Dorothy will have to quit "Rolling Around in the Hay ! " She is already looking upset and crying. The Lion and Tin Man look upset for their friends too.Tin Man seems to be thinking " I just got a heart and it’s already breaking for you.The Lion " Just be Brave you will get well and Dorothy will be there waiting."( Sorry,I know,I am Bored.)

Not a bad diagnosis in toto.

And the cowardly lion has a hair allergy. And the tin man has a metallic infection.

Well, that’s a no-brainer.