Donnie wanted to go to the Sumo match so he would FINALLY look skinny…
By the way… did he even ACKNOWLEDGE that yesterday was Memorial Day in any way, shape, or form?? Or was he too busy golfing with the Prime Minister of the country that helped put a LOT of those American War Dead in their graves???
Trump’s supporters believe Trump could’ve been BOTH an NBA center and a Kentucky Derby jockey—on the same day! They don’t need no stinkin’ facts, and they couldn’t spell cognitive dissonance if you let them buy all the vowels and half the consonants!
Sumo athletes, from what I’ve heard, learn from an early age to deliberately pull their dangly bits up tight or even into their abdomen, where their very strong abdominal muscles give them quite a bit of protection from the “knee to the groin” maneuver.
Daeder almost 5 years ago
Il Douche always said he had the body of an athlete. We just didn’t know he was talking about a sumo wrestler.
Cpeckbourlioux almost 5 years ago
BY the way, in Japan they pronounce it “Su-MO”. In trumpy’s case, mo KFC, mo hemberders, mo cola “light”…
Ontman almost 5 years ago
How long will it take Donnie to suggest that the US have an ‘American Sumo League’? (If there isn’t one already)
FrannieL Premium Member almost 5 years ago
This toon is a LOL today.
Masterskrain Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Donnie wanted to go to the Sumo match so he would FINALLY look skinny…
By the way… did he even ACKNOWLEDGE that yesterday was Memorial Day in any way, shape, or form?? Or was he too busy golfing with the Prime Minister of the country that helped put a LOT of those American War Dead in their graves???mourdac Premium Member almost 5 years ago
That Barr imagery is scary….
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
That’s it! Always hits below the belt, because that’s what incompetent cowards do!
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
I always feel more relaxed when dirty Donald is out of the country.
Its like the mean old stepfather is out of the house for a few days.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Putin Boasts Russia Will Supply Poultry And Soy Beans to Chinese Market America Gave Up On.
Diamond Lil almost 5 years ago
Are those pimples or does Barr have a hairy butt?
Kip W almost 5 years ago
At law school, he graduated Sumo Cum Laude.
retpost almost 5 years ago
Trump was out of the US because he did not want to remember McCain on Memorial Day a true Republican.
Godfreydaniel almost 5 years ago
Trump’s supporters believe Trump could’ve been BOTH an NBA center and a Kentucky Derby jockey—on the same day! They don’t need no stinkin’ facts, and they couldn’t spell cognitive dissonance if you let them buy all the vowels and half the consonants!
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
Sumo athletes, from what I’ve heard, learn from an early age to deliberately pull their dangly bits up tight or even into their abdomen, where their very strong abdominal muscles give them quite a bit of protection from the “knee to the groin” maneuver.
Radish the wordsmith almost 5 years ago
Trump embarrassed America by siding with NK in Japan and got nothing done.
Meanwhile he sold the Saudis a bunch of arms against the will of congress.
Republicans think hes great.