The Buckets by Greg Cravens for June 07, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    But if we didn’t have silent letters, imagine how …. um, …. hard it would be to say “tough.”

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    x_Tech  almost 5 years ago

    And people wonder why I can’t spel.

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    Gary Fabian  almost 5 years ago

    My older sister was taught that if it sounds correct, to use it. So if she were to give directions to drive somewhere, she made jot down, turn write at the next corner, where my response would be, we need more paper for that. She never gets the joke.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I hate the English silent-e!! Time to unveil stage 3 of my proposal for English spelling reform (drumroll please): 3) move all silent E’s next to the vowel they modify unless made unnecessary by changes to the base vowel.

    Examples: “I haet the English silent-e!! Tiem to unveil staej 3 of my proposal for English spelling reform (drumroll pleez). . .”

    (Staej 1 is the total obliteration of GH from English spelling. Staej 2 deals with initial silent letters except where historically established such as in psych-iatry. Staejes 4 and up are left to the student as an exersiez.)

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    karmakat01  almost 5 years ago

    honestly…I admit that they give me HECK OF PROBLEMS TOO…or pronunciation of the H in general.

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    david_42  almost 5 years ago

    Be happy you aren’t French.

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    Al Nala  almost 5 years ago

    It’s a conspiracy, kid, by all the English teachers in the WORLD, so as to toughen you up. (Yes, the world is crazy, and crazy-making, and really good at it.)

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    NobodyAwesome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    English is the only(?) language in the world with a spelling bee. All other languages are quite phonetic, or at least consistent.

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    gcarlson  almost 5 years ago

    As I understand it, early printers like William Caxton pronounced the silent e where it appears, and a hard g and aspirated h in words like “tough,” per the local dialect in their corner of England. Sometimes for fun I pronounce every letter (but not while trying to communicate with anyone who has received the Received Pronunciation, the dialect that won out for spoken English).

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    banjinshiju  almost 5 years ago

    From what I understand, those letters weren’t originally silent, but pronounced. That is true in German. Both the k and the n are pronounce in words that use them. The same can be said about the “pf” combination. And the esset letter which is represented by the capital Greek letter “B” is sometimes shown as a sz combination.

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    gregcartoon Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I think lots of us here would enjoy a read (or re-read) of Bill Bryson’s ‘Mother Tongue’ It explains a lot of the crazy in our language.

    https://www.amazon.com/The-Mother-Tongue/dp/B014VDA45C/ref=sr_1_1?gclid=CjwKCAjwue3nBRACEiwAkpZhmamraEhRFEDLbK6EG674zDxFxaz8KsInghaCdsErZzUvHPieW4AjHRoCz4gQAvD_BwE&hvadid=241606207137&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9013522&hvnetw=g&hvpos=1t1&hvqmt=e&hvrand=13393263410135855465&hvtargid=aud-676677759524%3Akwd-1838896418&hydadcr=22565_10355050&keywords=mother+tongue+bill+bryson&qid=1560020189&s=gateway&sr=8-1

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