Matt Wuerker for May 16, 2019

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    MartinPerry1  almost 5 years ago

    Well, if it’s true that the pregnancy was the will of God, why on earth would we be prosecuting the rapist? He’s the instrument of God’s Will on earth and should be lauded. He shouldn’t even be called a rapist, for that implies that he did something wrong.

    A zealous defence attorney will use this argument.

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    stillinghast6  almost 5 years ago

    Good point, well-depicted!

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    COL Crash  almost 5 years ago

    This should be a real no brainer decision. Unfortunately those without a brain will choose A every time.

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    retpost  almost 5 years ago

    You need to add “in some states”. These states have decided federal law is not for them,

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    jack666 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I’m in favor of legal abortion in all cases except when the pregnant individual is a Republican male.

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    robnvon Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Do they see it as a David vs Goliath contest: one tiny sperm against a gigantic egg. Is that their rationale?

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    How about cutting off the rapists’ you know what.

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    morningglory73 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    This cartoon brought me near tears.

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    Aliquid  almost 5 years ago

    and if the sociopathic tendency of the rapist is genetic… then the child that we are forcing the woman to have could grow up to be just like daddy.

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    Andrew Sleeth  almost 5 years ago

    It’ll be the lawmakers behind this movement who’ll need the most protection, after all the angry feminists they’ve mobilized finish slicing their balls off with a six-inch serrated hunting knife.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    To the rapacious Right To Life Birthers, the spermatozoa of course.

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Is the so called victim female? Then according to god’s law (as handed down to me by my white father) she has no rights at all. Stupid question, obvious answer.

    /s

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