Reminds me of something that happened to friend of mine decades ago. He had finally got a date with a young woman who had a reputation for doing favors for young men. Thinking he was getting lucky at last, he was crestfallen when she told him that, “Yes, those stories are true but, starting with you, I’m turning over a new leaf. I’m sorry.”
Packratjohn Premium Member about 5 years ago
Pretentious? Moi??
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator about 5 years ago
Here’s the link to the original vintage art and text.
http://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/no-pretentious-phonies/
Copy and paste or highlight the link and right click to go to the page. Thanks!
juncarlo about 5 years ago
I also assure you that you will be delighted. Ask your mom.
Ontman about 5 years ago
You don’t have to be pretentious to be a phony. I mean look at me.
A# 466 about 5 years ago
Reminds me of something that happened to friend of mine decades ago. He had finally got a date with a young woman who had a reputation for doing favors for young men. Thinking he was getting lucky at last, he was crestfallen when she told him that, “Yes, those stories are true but, starting with you, I’m turning over a new leaf. I’m sorry.”
jrankin1959 about 5 years ago
Nice comeback, Groucho!
ekw555 about 5 years ago
they were made for each other!
J Short about 5 years ago
Verbal bit** slap.
Thorby about 5 years ago
Victor Mature strikes again!
coltish1 about 5 years ago
Victor Mature and Carole Landis in “I Wake Up Screaming” (1941).
coltish1 about 5 years ago
He finishes with, “Yes, honey, your brother and I having dinner tomorrow night.”
Vet Premium Member about 5 years ago
Only her cosmetic surgeons know for sure.
Indianapolis Smith about 5 years ago
“Who’s pretentious?”
Charlie Tuba almost 5 years ago
“Like Donald Trump?”
craigwestlake almost 5 years ago
“Well, I never.” she said, I’m not pretentious, I Really can throw them over my shoulders."…
clayface9 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I usually date pretty girls.