Herman by Jim Unger for May 22, 2019

I thought he was practicing planking.

Wouldn’t a parachute be a better idea than a stool?

“Honey, before you leave tomorrow, can you tell me if your life insurance is paid?”

It’s something you have to do well the first time.

If it says Nike on the backpack.. Do something else!

That’s about what most Americans have come to: diving out of a plane to get away from El Dumbo. He sees you when you’re sleeping, knows when you’re awake…Enough.

I like her phone.

This can’t end well….

“Jumping out of a perfectly good aircraft is not a natural act. So let’s do it right, enjoy the view. Come on.” — Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge

Actually the first jump IS easy . You are on a static line and hyper excited so that the adrenaline rush gets you through it. That second jump is the one that washes people out because then you know exactly what to expect.

Jumping off a stool was part of my 2 hour training.. and I survived.. but never to do it again.

……and probably his last! ;o[

First and last.

Is she making arrangements for the wake?

Jumping out of a perfectly good airplane is not high on my bucket list.