Owen does stand up? I never would have guessed. The ghost of Don Rickles?
Gary underestimated Owen’s abilities to capture the funny bone of the virus…
There you go, Owen; get the enemy to come over to your side by inventing a third party foil. Works every time.
Gary’s so fat, that when he goes camping, the bears hide their food.
Fat? Gary’s got a group insurance policy.
Fat? He was standing on the corner the other day, and the cops came by and told him to break it up.
He stepped on the scale at Walmart and it said,“One at a time, please.”
Gary is so fat that even his fat has fats.
Gary’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Gary is so fat he can’t go to the beach any more. It messes with the tides.
Gary’s so fat he has more chins than a Chinese phone book…
I’m thinking he is succeeding…
My favorite is: “He’s so fat that when he lounges around the house, he lounges around the house…”
Everyone makes fun of Gary. It’s so easy, it’s scary….
October 24, 2014
joegee almost 5 years ago
Owen does stand up? I never would have guessed. The ghost of Don Rickles?
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Gary underestimated Owen’s abilities to capture the funny bone of the virus…
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 5 years ago
There you go, Owen; get the enemy to come over to your side by inventing a third party foil. Works every time.
jvn almost 5 years ago
Gary’s so fat, that when he goes camping, the bears hide their food.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Fat? Gary’s got a group insurance policy.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Fat? He was standing on the corner the other day, and the cops came by and told him to break it up.
J Short almost 5 years ago
He stepped on the scale at Walmart and it said,“One at a time, please.”
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Gary is so fat that even his fat has fats.
Rev Phnk Ey almost 5 years ago
Gary’s got more chins than a Chinese phone book.
Indianapolis Smith almost 5 years ago
Gary is so fat he can’t go to the beach any more. It messes with the tides.
TurbosDad almost 5 years ago
Gary’s so fat he has more chins than a Chinese phone book…
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I’m thinking he is succeeding…
ChessPirate almost 5 years ago
My favorite is: “He’s so fat that when he lounges around the house, he lounges around the house…”
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Everyone makes fun of Gary. It’s so easy, it’s scary….