Bad Machinery by John Allison for September 13, 2019

I know exactly how Shauna feels. I’ve been there many times.

That had to hurt to have h Biological father be such a coward and not acknowledge her.

I don’t think glasses have some sort of guilt in this situation.

Somebody’s still bitter.

I’m wondering how much squabble-settling business Lottie and Mildred have been getting. Enough to buy those purple shades?

And this, Lottie and Mildred, is why tracking down Glenn really wasn’t a very good idea. (I mean, I’m sure you wouldn’t have done it had you realized what would have happened, but…)

Religious Studies Test – By Shauna

1. Who created the universe?

No one. A mouse farted and then things got out of hand.

2. What is the first book in the Bible?

Same name as that band that was daft enough to sack Peter Gabriel

3. Where is Mecca?

Next time the clerk at Tesco stops to pray, I’ll just point.

4. What was the Reformation?

I guess it was sort of like that Terminator movie? Only the blob became two policemen and they started attacking each other.

5. Name one of the Four Noble Truths of Buddhism

Bubble Gum Flavored Incense

6. How many disciples did Christ have?

One too many.

7. What was the old Hebrew name for God?

God is dead. He got hit by a lorry.

Has to be brutal knowing half of your gene pool is such a smeghead.

Ouch, this chapter has been rough on Shauna. No wonder shes so cynical.

Five pounds!!?? For just settling a squabble?

Is this existential nihilism or moral nihilism. either way she needs to find Nirvana. She is going to have to trust somebody to find it.