time and age are very cruel mistresses.
Also his x-ray vision already fails him.
Been hanging around Lex Luthor and his kryptonite again, eh?
It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Senile Man!
give him the blue pill….he’ll pole vault over them then….
It’s hell getting old….
Geriatric Man: faster than a speeding pullet, more powerful than the locomotion, able to make leaps in logic in a single bound.
Obviously it’s because he forgot to remove his glasses when he changed into his cape & tights. He’s still 1/2 newspaper reporter.
Since superman can fly, how do we know he isn’t cheating when he leaps a tall building?
….and that he looks like Jay Leno more every day!;o{
Better screen him with the “Get up and go, go, go!” test.
I know how he feels. I have to take a running start …
Frequently forgets to change out of his costume when finished his heroic deeds. Eyebrows are raising at the Daily Planet.
So where does the second leap start from anyway?
John Deering and John Newcombe
John Deering
mooncat542002 almost 5 years ago
time and age are very cruel mistresses.
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
Also his x-ray vision already fails him.
Watcher almost 5 years ago
Been hanging around Lex Luthor and his kryptonite again, eh?
Stocky One almost 5 years ago
It’s a bird, it’s a plane… it’s Senile Man!
donwalter almost 5 years ago
give him the blue pill….he’ll pole vault over them then….
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
It’s hell getting old….
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
Geriatric Man: faster than a speeding pullet, more powerful than the locomotion, able to make leaps in logic in a single bound.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Obviously it’s because he forgot to remove his glasses when he changed into his cape & tights. He’s still 1/2 newspaper reporter.
WilliamMedlock almost 5 years ago
Since superman can fly, how do we know he isn’t cheating when he leaps a tall building?
joefearsnothing almost 5 years ago
….and that he looks like Jay Leno more every day!;o{
mfrasca almost 5 years ago
Better screen him with the “Get up and go, go, go!” test.
ekke almost 5 years ago
I know how he feels. I have to take a running start …
the lost wizard almost 5 years ago
Frequently forgets to change out of his costume when finished his heroic deeds. Eyebrows are raising at the Daily Planet.
Concretionist almost 5 years ago
So where does the second leap start from anyway?