I just heard a National Park Ranger tell the story of Union General Sedgwick. Some soldiers were taking cover from Confederate sharpshooters. GEN Sedgwick told the soldiers, “They couldn’t hit an elephant at that distance.” Those were his last words before a bullet struck his head, killing him instantly. I wonder if our little Sedgwick knows that story.
If anything Jarvis should be allocated MORE water. He’s their servant, he has to prepare their FOOD, personally I want to make sure the man handling my consumables is clean, cleaner than I am in fact, lest I die of food poisoning in the apocalypse.
Enter.Name.Here almost 5 years ago
“That does it. I’m getting my own bunker……With my own Jacuzzi.”
juncarlo almost 5 years ago
Poor Jarvis, what will they allow him to brush his teeth? A thimble of water?
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I guess the family would be okay with a stinky butler.
Snolep almost 5 years ago
Love the shower cap.
FassEddie almost 5 years ago
I predict a coup.
nitromicro almost 5 years ago
The upper class lacking class.
micromos almost 5 years ago
Just shower with the little twerp.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Yes, you can use the bath tub after I’m done – of course, you’ll need to use the same water …
Army_Nurse almost 5 years ago
Early in a deployment to some armpit of the world? the last option is the norm.
aerilim almost 5 years ago
Read again. is not a sponge, is Brillo pad…
Scoutmaster77 almost 5 years ago
The working class gets the shaft.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Some simulation! It’s a good thing for the Nuttinghams that Jarvis is so unflappably devoted to duty.
Rank doth have its privileges…..
Bryan Farht almost 5 years ago
Dad’s got 45 minutes of hot water, what’s he gonna do in the shower?
TazzTec almost 5 years ago
a large, unused sponge and wet-wipe I hope.
Billy Yank almost 5 years ago
I just heard a National Park Ranger tell the story of Union General Sedgwick. Some soldiers were taking cover from Confederate sharpshooters. GEN Sedgwick told the soldiers, “They couldn’t hit an elephant at that distance.” Those were his last words before a bullet struck his head, killing him instantly. I wonder if our little Sedgwick knows that story.
yangeldf almost 5 years ago
If anything Jarvis should be allocated MORE water. He’s their servant, he has to prepare their FOOD, personally I want to make sure the man handling my consumables is clean, cleaner than I am in fact, lest I die of food poisoning in the apocalypse.