Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 10, 2019

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Funny!

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    Stevefk  almost 5 years ago

    And oils well that ends well too!

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    Gent  almost 5 years ago

    That’s so shocking!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    It’s all in how you phrase it!

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Dear lord….finish the sentence….STATION, ITS GAS STATION..

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    Steverino Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    I do the same thing when I am driving on the turnpike and I go around a slow-moving tanker truck.

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    diane2220  almost 5 years ago

    giggle….

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 5 years ago

    He’s always burning rubber.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    The downside of driving an electric car is that it’s an electric car! You are trailing a power-cord. You might not see it, but it’s there. My journeys are often in excess of 500 miles per day and electric cars are far from useful to me.

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    chris_weaver  almost 5 years ago

    Reminds me of that diner with gas pumps in front with a sign that said, “EAT HERE AND GET GAS”.

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    tabby  almost 5 years ago

    It’s lovely not having to go to a gas station on cold miserable days. Just plug in the car in the garage. And with our solar panels, it’s cheap too.

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    cuzinron47  almost 5 years ago

    I’ll have to remember that one.

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    wknehans  almost 5 years ago

    If she’s going to post that you’re passing gas, don’t make a liar out of her, do it! Just pull the covers up over her head first.

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