The Other Coast by Adrian Raeside for June 22, 2019

That’s about the size of the ones we have here. I have the welts on my body to prove it and man oh man do they itch…..grrrrrrr

Boy, are they buzzed or what? Must be ladies night – 2 for 1 drinks, no cover.

I’ll pick up their tab if you’ll swat them.

They should be drinking Bloody Mary’s

I keep telling myself that they’re necessary because they provide food for songbirds. But I will willingly swat the robin’s lunch.

How about, in 15 minutes I turn on the sign: Dragonflies Eat for Free Here

Shouldn’t they be drinking Bloody Marys?

Better call Uber, they’re too buzzed to fly.

Reality bites.

I remember the first night that I spent in Florida. I closed my eyes and heard a very loud buzzing sound. When I opened my eyes and saw a mosquito, as big as a 747…okay, I’m exaggerating…it was only as big as a Piper cub, two seater!

I was hoping somone here would explain what a “mosquito coil” is.