Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for May 02, 2019

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    “At least I’m not infertile, Liza.”

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    santa72404  about 5 years ago

    Oooo Denise just got burned, then she found the shovel and that as they say was that!

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    PICTO  about 5 years ago

    That’s quite a statement from someone who never gets out of bed.

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    Stevefk  about 5 years ago

    Time to get the weed whacker started!

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    GreenT267  about 5 years ago

    “Off with their heads!”

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member about 5 years ago

    She should have gone to the flower show last week….

    A couple of booths were giving out complementary flower seeds.

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    ggorgar  about 5 years ago

    She could be gardening nude as some people do!!!!

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    Charlene Martin  about 5 years ago
    Well they’re ones to talk! They’re still in their beds!
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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Throwing shade…..better petal back…

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    What a bunch pansys.

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    TurbosDad  about 5 years ago

    At least she rose to the task…

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    Lightpainter Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Don’t water those flowers anymore, Denise. See if they can throw shade when they are too dehydrated to talk!

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 5 years ago

    What a cutting remark.

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    AndrewSihler  about 5 years ago

    Very witty!

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    zeexenon  about 5 years ago

    “…connected to the thigh bone….”

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    stevenxfiles  over 2 years ago

    Snap!

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