Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for May 02, 2019

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    rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Wouldn’t Michael’s response be wonderful in the real world?

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    I wouldn’t want to mine or anyone else’s expiration date, but a label that tells you whether the person is good or should be avoided would be great!

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    What would that label say about you, Michael?

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    WelshRat Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    No, Micheal, you really don’t. Think about it, kid.

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    Ubintold  almost 5 years ago

    They do, it’s called death.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s not actually true. " Often the ‘best if used by,’ ‘sell by,’ and ‘use by’ designations are just manufacturers’ best guesses about how long their food will taste its freshest." Source: https://www.consumerreports.org/food-safety/how-to-tell-whether-expired-food-is-safe-to-eat/

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    david_42  almost 5 years ago

    Made some coffee from a can with a freshness date of “15 Sep 11” this morning. Way better than Navy coffee.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  almost 5 years ago

    We do come with expiration dates, they are called birth certificates.

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    azhoosier41  almost 5 years ago

    Just finished a gallon of milk last night (5/1/19) with a use by date of 4/18. Still smelled and tasted fresh. Don’t know why people waste good food just because of the date. If foods bad it’s going to smell and taste bad.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    If all else fails, check with “the old man in the cave” (anyone?)

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    will  almost 5 years ago

    I know I’m past my best before date.

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    cmixlvr Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    His long sleeves in Panel 1 became short sleeves in Panel 3. Is he expiring slowly?

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