Yeh1 I was born in a barn and every time I hear a jackass bawl, I get homesick.
We were watching “Who’s the Boss” one night on TV when one of the kids asked " By the way, who is the boss here?" I jumped up and said "I am! then looked at my wife and said. “If that’s OK with you.”
Took a picture of mine going through the shredder then post it on Facebook. “My New Year’s Day Celebration”.
The activity director at the community center had us old folks doing exercises, ask her one time if I was supposed to sound like Rice Krispies.
I have a 1943 zinc coated steel penny that has doubled in value since 1943.
Try again. There’s another ? there.
Soooo, what is it?
Used to scare the dickens out of my wife when I did that.
Did you hear about the man that his whole left side cut off? He’s all right now.
The correct answer would be “No”, while adding in your mind, " it doesn’t require a dress to do that".