Ben by Daniel Shelton for April 24, 2019

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    M2MM  about 5 years ago

    When you have a parrot, Spring cleaning is every other day. :P

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    Melki Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Once the snow melts, the yard is filled with remembrances of things passed.

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    Dani Rice  about 5 years ago

    A friend of ours once left a bag of Kisses when their dog could get them. Fool critter ate the entire bag, foil and all. He said he just waited until dark, and went out with a flashlight to find the “sparkles”. It was a large dog and milk chocolate candy, so although the pooch had diarrhea, he was OK.

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    Bill The Nuke  about 5 years ago

    Yeah, when the snow melts to get to see all the “presents” that dog left you during the winter. I scooped them up when they were still frozen. Less stinky.

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    cuzinron47  about 5 years ago

    Could you come over to my place now? The good news is I don’t have a yard or a dog.

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    The trick is to bag it now, not gag it later.

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    BeniHanna6 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    If you’d get off your arse and walk the dog, with poop bags, instead of throwing him out into the back yard, you won’t have this disgusting job in the spring. You’re retired after all, and that’s one of the benefits of having a dog, to get some exercise.

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