Was like you, Aunty, before I retired.
I always thought it was a 12 step program.
I’m not a morning person. Wait, let me amend that – I’m not a person in the morning.
Especially when morning is 2:00 PM, and you trip over all the empty bottles getting out of bed.
The stage that actually gets you out of bed: having to pee.
You forgot another step, bribery. And I see the bribe in your hand.
Aunty, booze is a depressive.
If I stay too long my body hurts so I must get out fast.
rekam Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Was like you, Aunty, before I retired.
The Reader Premium Member almost 5 years ago
I always thought it was a 12 step program.
DanFlak almost 5 years ago
I’m not a morning person. Wait, let me amend that – I’m not a person in the morning.
Marvin Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Especially when morning is 2:00 PM, and you trip over all the empty bottles getting out of bed.
Jefano Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The stage that actually gets you out of bed: having to pee.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
You forgot another step, bribery. And I see the bribe in your hand.
pcolli almost 5 years ago
Aunty, booze is a depressive.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
If I stay too long my body hurts so I must get out fast.