Steve Benson for March 20, 2019

I swear, that looks exactly like Martin Shkreli. Appropriate.

I never want to hear anyone bitch about affirmative action again.

The key to success is being born with access to money and power. Having your parents pull strings or just outright pay bribes to get you into a school you’re otherwise not qualified to attend is just one of the perks you get along the way. Does anyone really think the likes of Trump or W would have been successful if all their parents did for them was get them into college?

It’s Shkrelli, all right, who shares a soul with Jared. I’m a man of peace, but the sight of him makes me want to punch his face flat!

Well, see, they’re sure they deserve it because they were so smart in their choice of parents…

Will you trade money for your soul?

Ok.

“Donations” that buy the student’s admission are just as unethical as the current scandal but they are currently legal bribery. This issue is only shocking to someone who was surprised by the “recent” revelations about the casting couch.

The kid looks like he is ready and looking for the first kegger of the year.

The colleges are just ticked off they didn’t get a cut.

Brilliant!

And “legacies” have it made without the effort, because they’re part of the oldest scam of “old money”.