Pluggers by Rick McKee for March 18, 2019

Well, buster, bring it up to the vending machine’s manufacturer or maintenance.

“Creativity booster” as an example…?

Of course, Pluggers feel doubly disappointed in these cases, first you lose a coin and also you don’t get your snack.

Will there be a Plugger that has never hit a vending machine?

If you don’t get your snack, feel free to use some of the old words.

At least he’s getting some exercise.

Rock and Roll ;-)

it used to be pretty easy to rock those machines around. Now they bolt them down next to each other

The only use I have for the vending machines in my building is to get change to do laundry. Stick a dollar bill or a bunch of nickels & dimes in, hit the coin return, get quarters!

Cursing in a foreign language (German and Russian are my choices) can be very satisfying, while not as likely to offend coworkers.

I always stuck with the old reliables, myself.