Yeah, funny how that happens…You have a traitor in the Office of the Presidency, and suddenly the guy who is America’s best hope of fixing the problem suddenly becomes AWFULLY popular among anyone who isn’t either totally insane, woefully ignorant of politics or blindly loyal to said traitor.
And the Republicans say Well of course I support my president even though those tweets are a little bit on the poor taste side. Of course, if Mr. Mueller produces a signed confession from both Trump & Putin and they both resign I guess I just won’t vote for them next time. Maybe.
And the Democrats say Well of course Big Bob’s report will prove everything we’ve been talking about is 100% true and will bring Trump crashing down immediately. No need to organize massive voter registration drives or resolve the moderate / liberal schism in the party now that the Republican Senate will suddenly be on our side. All our troubles are over.
And the Independents say Well of course I would never vote for a Republican or a Democrat in the first place so none of this really matters to me. We’ve got to get busy choosing another sacrificial candidate that we can brag about when the eventual winner is criticized.
And the alt-rights say Well of course if they try and use this frame-up job to prevent der Führer from completing the fourth Reich we’ll carry out plan Z and do it ourselves. As soon as we get the signal and agree on what plan Z is. We do have a signal you know. You’ll know it when you see it. I think. Maybe next time.
And the Bernie Bros. say Well of course this means four more years of being the Kings & Queens of radically ineffective self righteous never-gonna-vote-or-make-any-contribution-of-any-kind. Safe at last in our permanent angry bird home.
As a life-long Democrat, I got a good chuckle out of this. Especially since Mueller is now, and has always been, a Republican. I hope he goes to the mat for the U.S., but I’m not betting on it.
“Urban Dictionary: Gay forhttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gay for
to be gay for something or someone: to have a strong but somewhat subtle interest in something. the interest becomes clear in rare and quick remarks that should be taken as a hint."
never heard this phrase before today. I must run in the wrong circles.
Daeder about 5 years ago
Yeah, funny how that happens…You have a traitor in the Office of the Presidency, and suddenly the guy who is America’s best hope of fixing the problem suddenly becomes AWFULLY popular among anyone who isn’t either totally insane, woefully ignorant of politics or blindly loyal to said traitor.
• Thomas about 5 years ago
And the Republicans say Well of course I support my president even though those tweets are a little bit on the poor taste side. Of course, if Mr. Mueller produces a signed confession from both Trump & Putin and they both resign I guess I just won’t vote for them next time. Maybe.
And the Democrats say Well of course Big Bob’s report will prove everything we’ve been talking about is 100% true and will bring Trump crashing down immediately. No need to organize massive voter registration drives or resolve the moderate / liberal schism in the party now that the Republican Senate will suddenly be on our side. All our troubles are over.
And the Independents say Well of course I would never vote for a Republican or a Democrat in the first place so none of this really matters to me. We’ve got to get busy choosing another sacrificial candidate that we can brag about when the eventual winner is criticized.
And the alt-rights say Well of course if they try and use this frame-up job to prevent der Führer from completing the fourth Reich we’ll carry out plan Z and do it ourselves. As soon as we get the signal and agree on what plan Z is. We do have a signal you know. You’ll know it when you see it. I think. Maybe next time.
And the Bernie Bros. say Well of course this means four more years of being the Kings & Queens of radically ineffective self righteous never-gonna-vote-or-make-any-contribution-of-any-kind. Safe at last in our permanent angry bird home.
Jason Allen about 5 years ago
As an actual gay man, I’m just going to say “No, they’re not.”
danholt about 5 years ago
What an odd choice of words…
NRHAWK Premium Member about 5 years ago
Wow! That had to have been some kind of weird dream last night Ted. Somebody check his medicine cabinet please.
Ammo is on a break Premium Member about 5 years ago
The Beatles landing at Idlewild , Classic Stuff right there.
Radish the wordsmith about 5 years ago
Most people in America just want their country back.
Cerabooge about 5 years ago
As a life-long Democrat, I got a good chuckle out of this. Especially since Mueller is now, and has always been, a Republican. I hope he goes to the mat for the U.S., but I’m not betting on it.
Diamond Lil about 5 years ago
Well, looks like Mr Rall at least got the price of coffee right
RalphConti about 5 years ago
Once again, Rall describes me perfectly. Oh what fools we mortals are.
Scoutmaster77 about 5 years ago
Gay… Really?
celeconecca about 5 years ago
“Urban Dictionary: Gay forhttps://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gay for
to be gay for something or someone: to have a strong but somewhat subtle interest in something. the interest becomes clear in rare and quick remarks that should be taken as a hint."
never heard this phrase before today. I must run in the wrong circles.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 5 years ago
A typical spot on Ted Rall’s comic picked apart by those who can’t stand him for doing so.