Close to Home by John McPherson for March 07, 2019

But, but, Shirley said he was drop dead gorgeous!

Instead, he was a dead head.

Even the dog is giving advice. Bleeb on bagpipes?

Well, he did tell her he was dying to go out with her!

I’m glad to see Bleeb likes his whatever-it-is!

Does Bleep now have a drum? Perhaps he is trying to get Delcon to march to a different tune.

I think her date is just spoiled.

I recently stood behind that guy at the check out at Wal-Mart.

I had had seen dogs like this.

Bleeb’s playing a dirge for the departed.

Arlene to date: “You’re dead to me!”

Even Bleeb’s bagpipe music(?) can’t kindle any warmth on that bench. Dalcon is getting closer and closer……….will he ever catch Bleeb?? Suspense….

Hi Little Alien Dude!!!!!!! Bleeb? Do you know any polkas? THAT would scare the pants off of Dalcon . . . if he was wearing any . . . . :)

What’s with the bugs?

The Grateful Dead!

False alarm, it’s just a teenage. Sometimes it’s hard to tell the difference.

Cadaver dogs often falsely hit on zombies.

Dalcon is now in pot hersuit… uh, hot persuit … of Bleeb and has armed himself and lerded his goins !! Uh, girded his loins! Oh when will this madness end?!! And WILL the piper ever be payed!! Tune in next week, same Bleeb time, same Bleeb channel! :>)

Who is Bleeb?