Yaffle by Jeffrey Caulfield and Brian Ponshock for February 17, 2019

Let’s shaver this moment.

She has to keep attractive and gleaming.

She’s a feminist, hairy armpits and legs are a political statement. I say, “Ban the razor!”

I would think the more difficult task would be moving her sleeve.

She’s French – don’t think she’ll be needing that.

Brasso might be more effective.

Positioning the shaving cream can is going to take some very careful maneuvering for the helicopter.