Heart of the City by Steenz for March 02, 2019

well, I already know of four talking turtles… of the teenage mutant ninja variety

A rat named Splinter raised four talking turtles. Let’s see how Heart does with one.

Cue the scream and vapours!

Introducing new dream sequence.

“. . . and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land.” Song of Solomon 2:12 KJV. (Yeah, I know, I know, it means “turtledove”, but where’s the joke in that?)

Now this could get interesting. Is this all just one long dream sequence broughton by Mrs. Angelini’s brew?

Watch out if he puts on a top hat and starts singing “Hello, My Baby”…

(and yes, I know Michigan J. Frog was a frog and not a turtle)

Sure, he can talk, but can he sing? If so, I’m sure they’ll be “Happy Together”.

X-Files theme starts playing *

our turtle was named spike. and lived with us for many years.

A little “Cul de Sac” take off here?

Ship him off to Pearls Before Swine.

Now this is getting interesting……

I hope this isn’t a dream sequence. Tatulli does too many of those already.

Heart, my dear, you just struck it rich. Congratulations on your big opportunity to break into show business. Unless this is all a dream, of course…

ooooh I love turtles

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0GEMuj4I5Q

And down the turtle hole…

Oh my god… I think Heart’s spine is broken.