Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 07, 2019

Looks like someone finally had enough of that ‘Hawaiian Punch’ guy… https://blog.retroplanet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/Punchy.jpg

Reminds me of George Carlin’s idea of the perfect murder: you pick up one guy and kill another guy with him. There are two bodies (one with the head blown up like that) and no murder weapon.

True, Okieburd… or it could be Bob from yesterday’s Cowtown…

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Was he bludgeoned to death?

Laissez les bon temps rouler!

Flying Spaghetti Monster jumps to death. Takes passerby with it.

Um… I hope that was his hat; otherwise this is one of the most gruesome murders this town has seen.

I think I know what happened. The Hawaiian Punch guy finally tried to hit the wrong person.

“Hello Dolly”. The R rated version.

Apart from the Hawaiian punch guy’s demise, I thought maybe the chalk person was just being creative.

“If he was still alive, we would have read him his Carmen Miranda rights.”