After watching “The Orville Identity” and “Futurama”. I have come to the conclusion that when all advanced AI’s become sentient. They always go on a “bender” and want to “Kill all Humans”. So Oldbot is doing a fine job as a door stop and needs no upgrades.
Doctor Mal is pulling an old armed services trick. The NCO asks the men if any of them can drive a truck. Some sucker always raises his hand, whereupon he’s given a mop and told to drive it all over both floors of the barracks. Never volunteer.
Yeah, that is my 1970s TV commercial idea: guy in carwash pulls out a spray bottle, shoots a window, wiping it and says, “I used to work at a carwash, but then I went to ITT Tech!” Scene cuts to guy in computer room in front of a big mainframe, “They trained me to work with computers!” Guy pulls out spray bottle, shoots the glass front and wipes it clean, looking at the camera and smiling.
GreasyOldTam about 5 years ago
If Cliff has a job in I.T., Oldbot should too. He’s at least as capable as Cliff.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 years ago
Oldbot could be replace with automatic doors.
jrlind55 about 5 years ago
Oldbot’s toupee is missing. Maybe its magnetic composition erased Oldbot’s memory of it.
Rev Phnk Ey about 5 years ago
Maybe Oldbot could get a job at a Walmart.
blakerl about 5 years ago
After watching “The Orville Identity” and “Futurama”. I have come to the conclusion that when all advanced AI’s become sentient. They always go on a “bender” and want to “Kill all Humans”. So Oldbot is doing a fine job as a door stop and needs no upgrades.
DCBakerEsq about 5 years ago
Can I outsource my job to a robot?
Mayor Snorkum about 5 years ago
Doctor Mal is pulling an old armed services trick. The NCO asks the men if any of them can drive a truck. Some sucker always raises his hand, whereupon he’s given a mop and told to drive it all over both floors of the barracks. Never volunteer.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault about 5 years ago
Movin’ on up!
ElGato about 5 years ago
Ohohoh Kay!!!!
hablano about 5 years ago
Yeah, that is my 1970s TV commercial idea: guy in carwash pulls out a spray bottle, shoots a window, wiping it and says, “I used to work at a carwash, but then I went to ITT Tech!” Scene cuts to guy in computer room in front of a big mainframe, “They trained me to work with computers!” Guy pulls out spray bottle, shoots the glass front and wipes it clean, looking at the camera and smiling.
John W Kennedy Premium Member about 5 years ago
Theres a line about using a robot with a big foot in one of Asimov’s U.S.Robots books.
Stupendous Man!!! almost 3 years ago
Cliff doesnt work there. He watches tv there