Clay Jones for January 26, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Trump waved the white flag of unconditional surrender and Nancy Pelosi STILL won’t let him give his speech on Tuesday. She said they will have to reschedule to allow time for adequate arrangements to be made and get the government back up to full staff. Trump will get his speech … on Nancy’s timeline.

    Trump surrendered totally and unconditionally. He got exactly what he had agreed to more than five weeks ago before he changed his mind when, boo hoo, Ann Coulter grabbed his balls and called him a wimp and Rush Limbaugh and even Faux and fiends ridiculed him. Exactly the same deal. No wall. Coulter and Breitbart and Drudge still calling him a wimp. Dividing his base.

    TRUMP GOT NOTHING except poll numbers down to 34%, and alienating a huge base of federal workers, their families, federal contractors (who won’t get reimbursed for lost income) and businesses that serve federal workers (ditto) and getting the label LOSER stapled to his tiny forehead.

    Trump says he “worked out a deal.” Yeah, in exactly the same way the Germans “worked out a deal” in the Treaty of Versailles to end World War I (look it up).

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    clayjonz creator over 5 years ago

    I moved this cartoon up in the rotation because of today’s events. I’ll probably move the next one I draw up to. Thanks for reading and being a subscriber to my page, everyone.

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    The “world’s best negotiator” got nothing!

    Same as he gets in every deal he does.

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    shakeswilly  over 5 years ago

    The state of the union is that Trump saw the writing on the wall and McChickened out against Pelosi in a Mexican standoff.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Someone find me the WORLD’S SMALLEST VIOLIN to play this fat-ass LOSER a fast chorus of “Hearts and Flowers”…

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    House Intelligence Committee has been effectively stalled by the GOP. The United States House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence, now chaired by Adam Schiff,… cannot begin operations until the republicans name their members to the committee. While all other investigative and oversite committees have been fully staffed already, the GOP is dragging its legs, effectively stalling this most important committee from doing its work.

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    dickanders Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Jail is the answer, not impeachment.

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    Perkycat  over 5 years ago

    Yes, we all feel for you. I, for one, don’t even want to hear his take on the state of the union. It will be the same old song and dance. ME, ME, ME!

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    Ally2005  over 5 years ago

    McConnell: Be careful Mr. President. Nancy might take your chocolate cake and eat it too.

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    Monchoxyz  over 5 years ago

    We’re those kids talking to me?

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Trump’s golf course employed undocumented workers —

    and then fired them amid showdown over border wall.

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trumps-demand-for-a-border-wall-shut-down-the-government-at-the-same-time-his-company-was-firing-undocumented-workers/2019/01/26/8cf75d66-20c5-11e9-8e21-59a09ff1e2a1_story.html

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    trump caved so badly he still has miners trapped inside him…

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    3cranes Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Best keep the old one, the next round is in less than a month!

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    mrkatztoo Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Nancy won.

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