Jeff Danziger for January 19, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Four dead heroes seem to have a dissenting view of the Trump / Pence / Putin [the boss] claim that ISIS is defeated.

    But Trump, Pence and Putin just spit on their graves, the way they do to other war heroes, gold star families or those left disabled from the wounds of wars that they dodged (not the same wars, but the wars of their generations that they supported as long as someone else went to fight and die or get grotesquely disabled and disfigured in their stead).

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    lopaka  over 5 years ago

    Pence has to be on drugs

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    Dtroutma  over 5 years ago

    He’s just smashed on ecstacy, bible boob.

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    It’s a good thing Individual 1 and Captain Bland have told us that Isis has been defeated. Otherwise Faux Newz might have to continue to report the ongoing deaths.

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    Ontman  over 5 years ago

    Pence wouldn’t know his butt from a hole in the ground. That’s why Trump never takes him golfing.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 5 years ago

    And we KNOW that Individual#1 wouldn’t go to their funerals, he might mess up his hair, or it might get wet…since he CAN’T work an Umbrella.

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Is there going to be an investigation? Like the Niger one? Oh wait!

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    We only mention the 4 Americans who died and fail to mention the other 18.

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    Kip W  over 5 years ago

    GOP: Get over it. Soldiers die all the time! They knew what they were getting into. Fortunes of war, and all that. Now excuse me, I have to go scream ‘BENGHAZI!’ for a few hours.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    In for Pence; in to get pounded.

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    gammaguy  over 5 years ago

    Pence should make a “victory” tour of Syria… with a side trip to Iraq, since if ISIS is truly “defeated”, then it must be defeated everywhere.

    I’m sure he’ll enjoy the cheering throngs strewing roses along his path in celebration of their liberation. (/s, of course)

    Oh, and Trump should make a point of announcing in advance all the details of Pence’s itinerary.

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member over 5 years ago

    “Oh, and Trump should make a point of announcing in advance all the details of Pence’s itinerary.”

    Perhaps a motorcade through Dallas – that served to rid us of the last Catholic . . .

    Or as the (Northern) Irish would say: “Make America Prod Again”

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    wiatr  over 5 years ago

    What is it with Republican politicians from Indiana? IIRC, Quayle came from Indiana and he once was thought the dumbest politician possible. We do have some stinkers here in Pa. but they mostly infect our legislature. Ex. Darryl Metcalf.

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    Scoutmaster77  over 5 years ago

    Thank goodness. I was worried, but dumb and dumber says it’s ok.

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