Clay Jones for January 19, 2019

Trump: confiscate all the interpreter notes and then burn them.

Putin: interpreters receive specialized stenographic training that enables them to keep not only summarized notes of the conversations that occurred, but verbatim transcripts. Kompromat! Kompromat! Kompromat!

That is what we already know. What we don’t know is whether or not Putin was wearing a wire and not only has the Kompromat of what they claim Trump said, but the actual recordings of Trump in his own voice.

Add that to the pee pee tapes (which are merely embarrassing for someone who is shameless) and the extensive documentation and evidence Putin has of Trump’s money laundering, schemes to violate sanctions, absolute proof of CONspiracy, and there is so much Kompromat that it completely explains why Trump gives puppet master Putin every single thing the dictator wants and why Trump, who calls names and criticizes every other person, including allies, NEVER has one single negative thing to say about his boss.

Burn the photos too, oh, wait, maybe that’s what Puti is holding over him?

And poke out your eyes! (I would.)

Clay, your going to have to pay for my therapy.

Oh, I think we really need to find this person and ask some questions.

The safety word is “Mueller”.

EEEEUUUUUWWWWWWWW!!! Man, Clay, WARN US before you do that!

Ahhhhhhhhhh! When are you going to run out of orange?

It’s the undisclosed/closed-door/private meetings that our public servants have that only very rarely work to benefit our nation and usually don’t.

Republican President Trump the traitor has hidden two years of dialog with Putin from the United States Intelligence Agencies.

Interpreter now undergoing extensive psychotherapy. She may never interpret anything again.

Amazing.. Clay captured the perfect relationship and that image of the trump.. ooh it excites me.

Make me as a hollow reed so I may give them what they need

Rascal’s reign will come to end and monarch’s eyes will shine again

Make me strong for I am weak, give me words and I will speak

Rascal’s cheeks will burn in shame when all of us know Your Name

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Seals & Croft

Putin must be a ventriloquist. How is the pig speaking with a ball gag?

OMG Clay! This is seriously disgusting; accurate, but disgusting.

God! Either cover up those man-boobs or not display them at all, okay?

I spit iced tea on my keyboard when I gazed at this one! Hilarious!

So when the airports start to shut down due to the Trump shut down Trump will declare martial law.

Conservatives are the Selfservative Party.

Under the circumstances, this is not so far fetched.

Where did he get gloves small enough to fit his tiny fingers? Barbie?