Clay Jones for January 13, 2019

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Pinocchio comes to the White House.

    Some of the top hits of all time (out of thousands served):

    Bigliest inauguration crowd size ever

    Mexico will pay for the wall

    Obama was born in Kenya

    Ted Cruz’s father helped Lee Harvey Oswald kill President Kennedy

    Michael Flynn didn’t do anything wrong

    Didn’t know about hush money payments to women

    Obama bugged Trump Tower

    Counterprotesters in Charlottesville didn’t have a permit (they did)

    Americans pay the most in taxes (most countries in Europe pay much higher)

    The Trump tax reform will cost him money (it reduced his taxes by millions)

    Claim that he watched in New Jersey as thousands of people cheered the World Trade Center collapse (and, I lost hundreds of friends on 9/11).

    The unemployment rate under Obama might be as high as 42%

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    Daeder  over 5 years ago

    Should be rated not suitable for sane viewers.

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    DaBoogadie  over 5 years ago

    Trump has always been a liar…

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    WaitingMan  over 5 years ago

    Previous president would address the nation from the Oval Office to calm down a public worried about an emergency going on. Trump speaks from said office to scare a calm public by making up emergencies.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 5 years ago

    Its not a national emergency if Trump has time to sit around and think about it.

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    Librarylady  over 5 years ago

    Explains his lack of compassion and intelligence – made of wood.

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    martens  over 5 years ago

    Trump’s border wall speech was the moment he lost his media swagger

    https://www.baltimoresun.com/entertainment/tv/z-on-tv-blog/bs-fe-zontv-trump-losing-touch-20190109-story.html

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If Donald John Trump’s proboscis increased in size with every lie he told, Dover, England would be demanding to see its passport right about now.

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