Pluggers by Rick McKee for January 31, 2019

are we implying he didn’t do it?

All Pluggers have a strict supervisor at home.

If I don’t take out the trash early, my wife will do it just to spoil me. Dunno why, but she acts like she wants to keep me.

Ah yes the weekly chore…. for me it is , our driveway is 300 feet long …..

Not taking the trash out can raise a stink in way more than one way.

The two most important words in a successful marriage

Heard that same phrase during my married life. Made the mistake of asking: ‘Do you mean now’, NEVER make that mistake AGAIN ! ! ! !

Let’s see, yesterday I did laundry, vacuumed, mopped the living room and stairs, and sprayed the kitchen for ants. Today is trash out to the street day. Retirement is rather busy.

No test on memory though.. and that one goes long before the hearing or seeing part

There’s no pleasing some women. She complained all day that I should take out the trash, and then got mad about me setting her mother on the curb…