Jeff Stahler for January 08, 2019

They say Donnie really loves the steel industry, but I think he spells it “steal”.

It will be interesting to see if Donnie John quotes any of those thoroughly discredited “terrorist” numbers during his little Oval Office presentation.

For the record, this is what Donnie’s very own security people present. In the first part of fiscal 2018, a grand total of SIX (6) immigrants were detained on the southern border because their names appeared on the suspected terrorist watch list.

Oh, and in response to Little Seanny H.s ridiculous claim that "drugs are pouring across the border and that Donnie’s “Wall” is needed to stop them – Homeland Security’s own statistics point out that the majority of drugs enter the United States through legal ports of entry, and can be controlled by additional manpower at the border.

There IS NO BORDER CRISIS outside the crisis that exists between Donnie John’s ears! The Wall (which Donnie John assured his base that Mexico was going to pay for, is generally acknowledged to be of little use in stopping ANYTHING of note is essentially a structure looking for a purpose

Buttercup has never built anything worthwhile. He just treats facts like he’s throwing spaghetti against a wall to see it its done, except it doesn’t seem to smell like spaghetti.

Ward. Mental ward.

I don’t care what Trump builds his Memorial Wall out of as long as he honors (a word that has never been associated with Trump) his promise to make Mexico pay for it.

Egypt 1st Century CE: A couple arrives at the border fleeing from Judea where there is a death threat to their infant son. Upon reaching the wall at the border, the couple, Mary and Joseph, are detained and their son taken from them. Pharaoh, who claims that he is Making Egypt Great Again, cites that they are rapist and murderers and terrorists. Supported by his “base” who say that that “kind” isn’t welcome in Egypt, the family is subsequently deported back to Judea where the son is slain. Alternative history.

Makes ya wanna puke how the insipid Republicans support the Orange Evil.

What a bunch of unpleasant people.

He didn’t build it. But it’s there. Credit for the construction goes to some demonic little weasel squirming around in his skull since birth.

Should any wall be constructed, whatever the materials used, I suggest Shelly’s Ozymandias be carved in large letters on the base.

it HAS to be “mental” because that Fat F%@$ has never done a bit of physical labor in his entire worthless life!

My vision of tonights 9 TV minutes in the oval office. Attending, the President, Vice President, and Chief Justice. Pence promises to pardon all Trumps for all sins past, present and future. Trump Resigns bigly. Pence is sworn in by Roberts. The Dems are speechless, but promise to try to work with the new administration if Mitch will also play. Yeh, it is a dream – but what the hey?

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/01/gop-sources-trump-aide-stephen-miller-writing-not-coherent-primetime-speech-border-wall/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

I hope they have a Trump to English translator during the bully pulpit harangue speech.

He’s in an electric fence. He shorts out because his attention deficits don’t allow him to follow cause and effect to understand consequences. He’s like a junk yard dog on a short tether. All impotent fury.