Jeff Danziger for January 07, 2019

What country declares a national emergency to build a vanity wall?

We could make it out of tofu, tell soybean farmers that was the plan all along…

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/12/12/chinas-soybean-purchase-just-a-drop-in-the-us-export-bucket.html

We all know what the wall is made of: lies, racism, and fear-mongering.

Imagine a 1 mile wide swath along the border full of wind turbines and solar panels.Imagine towers 6 feet tall every 100 feet with electric eyes and cameras. Anything bigger than a jackrabbit gets it’s picture taken and a local border patrol office makes a decision whether to deploy or not.If we are gonna do this, there’s plenty of ideas that don’t rely on caveman technology.

Now, make it about 6’ deeper…and fill it completely.

This initial piece of the wall displayed above will be installed 300 yards off-shore in the Gulf of Mexico. It will serve as the anchor point to reduce attempts to go around the wall.

Awright, awright, so I said it would be concrete. What about Hillary’s emails, huh?

If you’ve kept up with the NYTimes investigation into Trump’s and his father’s business dealings, then you’ll realize it’s no stretch to imagine, if he truly does prefer steel to concrete, it’s only because his personal financial manager recently invested his interests in either steel production itself, or in a company that specializes in constructing metal barriers.

Crooked liar Trump is running the country like he runs his business

its shut down, the employees aren’t being paid and heading for bankruptcy.

In the real world Trump would be swimming with the fishes.

Make the wall out of that stuff Trump wears on his head

its artificial and looks bullet proof.

I will note here, for the record, that ANYBODY who believes ANYTHING that miserable piece of excrement in the White House says, is basically out of his or her everlovin’ mind and can be dismissed as a mental defective not worthy of notice.

We all better hope that Trump never sees “The Wall” from Game of Thrones.

Got to keep out those Brown Walkers…

“Whadda ya mean, it requires magic? That’s just science I don’t understand, so there’s plenty of that around!”

Nice ornament for the bottom of a water hazard at one of his golf courses.

A Trump wall will be built with bulls*it.

And then a couple guys named Knuckles and Lefty throw him in the East River.